All Of The Time
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Ecolab Dishwasher Lease Cost: $105 per month, plus state and federal taxes because of course. Their subpar customer service is free though.
Benjamin Moore Buttered Yam: Benjamin Moore alleges this color evokes “the ambiance of a warm and wonderful Thanksgiving dinner”. Which, I guess, is stellar for an actual Thanksgiving day. Before I forget, Thanksgiving orders open this Saturday.
Matriarchy Blog: It’s all about the matriarchy.
Peggy Miller Lawyer: I wonder if Peggy Miller, Esq likes pie? (The only lawyer I could find named Peggy Miller is in Washington DC, so I guess we will never know.)
Blink Blog: I Googled this and the first entry for Blink Blog says: “Why frontline engagement projects are just another empty party.” That also sounds like a boring party.
Dominativ.com: I’m afraid to click on it.
National Pie Day 20212 It was on a Monday this year, which I rate at 3/10 stars. We are the official sponsor for 2023’s National Pie Day. It’s on a Tuesday. 4/10 stars.
Big Lots Columbia MO: In the past I would go to Big Lots to remind myself of all the reasons I don’t like Big Lots. But now I just remember without the prompt.
Reorder Golo: Golo is apparently a $19.99 weight loss supplement, available online only. Jeanne often clicks on weird offers like this or for headache hats or self rolling toys for dogs and then her computer gets a virus and she just can’t understand. Jason has removed at least one virus a week for the month of September.
Overdramatic. Me, most of the time. Jeanne, all of the time.