Amen To That
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Jelly Sampler: 5 out of 5 people surveyed would rather have a sampler of pies in jars, rather than a sampler of jellies in a jar.
UPS Thermal Printer: We received a thermal printer from UPS and now we are living our best lives. It is a solid improvement to print off the label and sticker it to the box, as compared to creating the label, printing it off an old printer that sense my fear it will run out of ink, and then using scissors to trim the label, and using packing tape to secure the label to the box.
Cheap Manicure: Look, I’ll defend a cheap manicure as a mental health boost to anyone who wants to argue it with me.
Indignancy: Basically, my resting state.
Mr TakeOut Bags: So odd, because that post ran in September 2014, back in the day when we were figuring out how to package our pies. Though just last week, someone called to order a pie and asked if we would give them a box for the pie. Even at our lowest existence, we didn’t just hand over a boiling hot pie into a customer’s hands and wish them luck.
Somebody Sedate Me. This past weekend, I arrived at PJP Nifong at 3 am and left at 3 pm. And at bedtime, I had too much on my mind to get settled. I seriously needed to be sedated to spare me from my own self.
Pie Holder: It’s called a pie box. This must be a very big concern in the pie purchasing community.
Bleach blog: Oh my goodness, this is Jeanne’s untapped market. She could write about bleach with such depth and understanding that even Clorox would be moved to tears.
Princess Kate Blog: Does she blog? I’ve never checked, but she is 100% my favorite royal because her hair is magical and she never looks stressed out. Clearly she doesn’t know I exist, but I would read her blog for some tips on not looking stressed when I am very stressed.
Tvland Gunsmoke: Well, Jeanne’s work here is done if she’s discussed Gunsmoke enough to drive traffic to our website. Forget the Pastry Chef of the Year accolade, consider her a Brand Ambassador to the Gunsmoke franchise.