Don't Call Jeanne
Just because I went radio silent for 10 months or so doesn’t mean a fair amount of Internet strangers hasn’t found their way to nine years of blog content. In honor of their dedication, here’s the top Google searches than landed readers here over the last few months:
Ecolab Dishwasher Rental Cost: Somehow the Internet has deemed me an expert in Ecolab righteous indignation. It’s an easy title considering they are a company ripe with anti-small business policy. Ahem.
Chad GBT: I am completely certain that whoever made Chat GBT missed a serious marketing opportunity by not naming it Chad to accompany Alexa and Siri.
Pie Emoji: I’ll take full credit for leading the campaign for the addition of a pie emoji. And now that we have one, I never really use it. But I appreciate the inclusion.
54 Months in Years: This is the wrong place to come for math advice.
National Pie Month: Actually, that’s a great idea. We already have national confusion by holding two National Pie Days - January 23rd and March 14th - we should just scrap it and declare an entire month to be National Pie Month. November feels to expected, so I pick July.
Where Is Crime Scene Kitchen Filmed: Burbank, California. Earlier this year, Jeanne, Ellery, and I filmed another show that I can’t disclose details about just yet but that filmed in Jersey City. Both of interesting in their own ways, but both are absolutely not Columbia, Missouri.
Do Geese Eat Gooseberries: The Internet is unclear on the answer, but it is certain that black bears do. And hundreds of PJP shoppers each year who proclaim gooseberries to be their favorite.
Gunsmoke Tattoo: Jeanne doesn’t have any tattoos but a Gunsmoke tattoo might compel her. Would that be a profile of John Wayne’s face? Would that be John Wayne on a horse? (As a side note, Jeanne was actually discussing John Wayne the other day - as one does, I suppose - and Ellery thought she was referring to John Wayne Gacy and those are two astronomically different people.)
Best Baking Blogs: This blog is never about baking.
Call Jeanne: Don’t. She literally won’t answer.
