The Answer Is Pie
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Ecolab Dishwasher Lease Cost: $97 per month. The subpar customer service is free.
Benjamin Moore Buttered Yam: Benjamin Moore alleges this color evokes “the ambiance of a warm and wonderful Thanksgiving dinner”. Which, I guess, is stellar for an actual Thanksgiving day. My home was actually painted in this color by the previous owners and after spending hours painting over it, the irony of the connection to Thanksgiving isn’t lost on me.
Matriarchy Blog: It’s all about the matriarchy.
Peggy Miller Lawyer: I wonder if Peggy Miller, Esq likes pie? (The only lawyer I could find named Peggy Miller is in Washington DC, so I guess we will never know.)
Blink Blog: On the Blink blog today, the top article is “10 Proven Ways to Motivate Frontline Employees”. The answer is pie. Obviously.
Dominativ.com: I’m afraid to click on it.
National Pie Day 2021. It was on a Sunday this year, which I rate at 2/10 stars. We are the official sponsor’s for 2022’s National Pie Day. It’s on a Monday. 3/10 stars.
Our New Addition: We are going to have a second store. I’ve mentioned it once for 5.3 million times.
Overdramatic. Me, most of the time. Jeanne, all of the time.
Dumpster Columbia, Missouri: Most commercial dumpsters are overflowing with all the garbage that doesn’t fit into the city’s two-trash-bag-a-week plan…so much so that my daughter suggested we start an Instagram account that just chronicles all the bizarre trash found in our dumpster. Today: a tree. (I think.)
