Too Easy
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Baking World: Legit. PJP is a baking world and we are all just living in it.
Marshalls Eyebrow Pencil: Hmmm…my favorite eyebrow pencil comes from Sephora, so I know little about eyebrow pencils from Marshalls. But you know what would make me happy? A Sephora next to Marshalls.
Crime Scene Kitchen Croquembouche: Good grief. I’m considering a party wherein I’ll require everyone to bring ONE cream puff and then everyone can work together to glue them to a 14 inch styrofoam tower as a group project.
Jean Dog Bone: Jean is like a dog with a bone when she is intent on something…there is absolutely nothing that can sway her. Though, I wonder if these searchers were actually looking for dog bones out of denim?
Top Chef Blogs: Can you imagine the disappointment when they arrive here? We don’t even know what a croquembouche is. Gah.
JFK to PIE: So, apparently, the airport code for the St. Pete - Clearwater regional airport is PIE. I had no idea, but apparently we need a store there need the airport would be too much fun marketing to pass up.
PIE to JFK: Apparently, this person wanted to price flying home too. I’m thinking this would be a good location for our first airport outlet. Buy pie at PIE. Ahem.
Swoon Blog: Are there a lot of blogs about swooning? Swooning should be reserved for new commercial ovens and exterior signage, in my opinion.
Bull Crap: This isn’t something I say often…but Jeanne does on occasion, and this was a common phrase in my extended family growing up - most often used in response to a statement. Example: Oh, that’s such bull crap. It is a perfectly encapsulating phrase though, right? Example: Oh, the back door at your store doesn’t close all the way when it is humid out? That’s such bull crap.
Plate of Poop: Apparently, Jeanne said on Crime Scene Kitchen that if there were a plate of poop in the crime scene, she would put her finger in it in search of clues. We hear from our youngest Crime Scene Kitchen fans that this was their favorite part. (My own children commented: “Sounds like Mawmaw.”). And now she leaves an Internet footprint based on poop. Sounds right. (I almost said “that’s bull crap”…but that would have been too easy.)
