UPS Is Going To Hate Me...

Today I've ordered: 1) 500 12-inch pie tins 2) 500 pie boxes 3) 2,000 Peggy Jean's Pies 3-inch stickers 4) 250 VIP cards 5) A $2,500 surety bond.  Don't get me started. 6) $2 million in liability insurance.  The UPS person won't be delivering anything for this purchase, but really they should.  A thank you card from the insurance company, perhaps?  A coupon for $2.00 off Tylenol? 7) 40 custom created, hand painted greeting cards from Canada for our retail area 8) 25 custom etched Pyrex pie plates with our logo...fancy! 9) 20 hand-printed flour sack tea towels, resplendent with snarky statements (dibs on the "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!" towel). 10) 12 of these aprons (some half, some full...varying colors).  They are so cute...they are for the retail area, but I guarantee you that we will both be wearing these on our first baking day.

I bet our UPS guy is either going to be a) really annoyed with me, b) really curious about what I'm doing, c) wish Contractor Steve would give us some final numbers so we can sign a lease and start shipping all our stuff to a different address and it get it off his route, or d) all of the above.