There Once Was A Girl...

1. There once was a girl.
2. There once was a girl who owned a pie shop.
3. There once was a girl who believed in World Pie Domination.
4. There once was a girl who believed PJP Buttonwood was just the start to bigger things.
5. Then the girl discovered Dexter on Netflix.
6. Then the girl discovered Dexter on Netflix and binge-watched TEN episodes in two days.
7. Then the girl realized that she accomplished nothing in those two days except develop a fear of Ice Truck Killers.  (If you haven't seen the show, trust me here.)
8. Then the girl realized that she accomplished nothing in those two days except develop a fear of commercial walk-in refrigeration.  (If you haven't seen the show, trust me here.)
9. And so then the girl decided to just throw in the towel and finish the season.  #NoShame.
10. And so the girl will be back tomorrow with real PJP related news.  But if you want to talk about Dexter, you know where to find the girl until then.