Buy Me A Pie, Alexa
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
503 447 7437: Our phone number at PJP is 573-447-7437. I was insistent on that because it spells 447-PIES and as any good 1980s kid will tell you, a phone number that spells something memorable is SERIOUS GOALS. The number that person was searching for goes to the OHA External Relations Division of the Oregon government. And I don’t know what they do there, but I would promise you they don’t make artisan pies.
Rebecca Miller and Jean Plumley: It’s always so odd to me that someone would Google search us because we aren’t very interesting. I always feel embarrassed when someone drives a long way to meet us because they saw us on television or something and welp, we are just baking and fussing at each other.
GOLO blog: Golo is apparently a diet that helps you balance your blood sugars. It’s unlikely that we sell anything helpful with that endeavor.
Exhausted: Exhausted is my resting state. If I’m ever in a coma and they tell you I look rested, start worrying.
$5 Friday: When the calendar naturally falls with the 5th on a Friday, we sell baby pies for $5. We have one coming up in November, so that means we will be a few weeks out from Thanksgiving and right into the thick of having two stores. Can’t wait for that blog post.
Best Baking Blog: Ironically, we never talk about baking. But we do talk about baking anxiety.
Buy Me A Pie, Alexa: This is apparently a skill you can enable to have Alexa make you a grocery shopping list. I don’t understand the connection really, but I’m not a software developer (or whatever you call a person that teaches Alexa to do stuff). But Jeanne is convinced Alexa is always listening, so she isn’t going to approve of this new skill AT ALL.
Rosehip Oil Pie: Rosehip oil is for maintaining youthful skin, not for pies. I slather Teddie Organics Rosehip Oil on my face 365 days a year. They don’t know I exist, so I gain nothing but will still tell you to purchase it ASAP.
How To Get A Million Views: Yeah, I don’t know either. The Internet makes its own rules.
Renaissance Hair Pieces: Huh. Well, I don’t know. But Jeanne used to work at a wig shop in the 1970s and enjoys hair pieces and wigs in general, so she’s your person for a faux historical era hair discussion. And since she bakes pies, runs a business, cleans with razor blades, weed eats her lawn, woodworks, AND discusses wigs…I guess that makes her a true renaissance woman??
