Can You Imagine?
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Terrible Hats: If Jeanne lived her perfect life, she would be British royalty, thereby wearing a large hat more days than not. In short, she really loves a fancy hat. On the other hand, I am certain a hat is almost always a terrible idea. Unless you are British royalty.
Branded Merchandise Blog: Listen, we are the worst at branded merchandise, so please don’t ever expect us to blog about it.
Pie For Family: As opposed to pie for friends? The nicest thing about pie is that it is really for everyone.
What Day Is National Pie Day? The American Pie Council says it is January 23rd, while the rest of the rational world celebrates on March 14th. Maybe this search was done by the American Pie Council so they could see where they stood in the fight. I think they are losing.
Why Does My Dog Hate Alexa? Like Jeanne, he or she likely assumes the government is listening in via Alexa. Not long ago I was at her house helping her paint and she wouldn’t let me ask Alexa to play Jason Isbell. I assured her the government already marked my file as an Isbell fan, so those listening in wouldn’t be surprised by the request.
Baking Blogs Best: Can you imagine if we actually discussed baking here?
VooDoo Economics: Bueller?…Bueller?…Bueller?
Movin On Up: We are getting generationally further and further away from anyone having a clue who The Jeffersons are. And that’s a shame, Wheezy.
Commercial Electrician: They are all booked up and all expensive. True story.
Rent A Dishwasher: Jeanne has never used the dishwasher in her house, preferring to handwash only. Hardly surprising. At any rate, she would advise against dishwasher rental and suggest you run a blazing hot sink full of water and bust out a fresh SOS pad.