Days Without Incident...
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Select Funding Calls: Select Funding is basically a Check n’ Go for businesses. I once blogged about their predatory lending solicitation practices, which finally got them to stop calling me. (A few weeks ago I had a small breakdown when a particular service company kept calling for me and suggested the Team PJP member just tell the caller that I died or that I sold PJP and was never coming back. And then we realized the call wasn’t on hold and the caller heard it all. They haven’t called back. So I guess that works too.)
Select Funding Business Platinum Interest Rate: Don’t quote me, but I would guess 42%.
Domination Photography: I feel like this page was very much NOT what the person was looking for. Ahem.
Kansas City Chiefs Blog: Do the Kansas City Chiefs blog? I guess it would be interesting…though I defy them to find more drama in their Super Bowl prep than I find in our Thanksgiving prep.
IRAs in Columbia, Missouri: I always have a lot to say, except on the subject of Individual Retirement Accounts. Or men named Ira.
Fold Like a Cheap Suit: I basically fold like a cheap suit in awkward social situations. We have a big announcement to make on April 17th. Please don’t ask me what it is if you see me in person before then because I will 100% fold like a cheap suit and tell you everything I know.
I’m Sorry, I Can’t, Don’t Hate Me: One of the best lines in Sex and The City, or alternatively, me whenever I disappoint anyone. Maybe I should get my own post-it note line.
Days Without Incident: In our earliest days, we used to track our days without crying and refer to it jokingly as our “days without incident” tracker. I can’t tell you the last time we’ve cried here…partially because we’ve gotten smarter and partially because we’ve built up a tolerance to things that used to make us cry.
National Pie Day: So many people asked me how we are the official sponsors of National Pie Day. It’s because I decided we were.
Baking World: Sing that to the tune of Aqua’s 1997 one hit wonder “Barbie Girl” and tell me it doesn’t work.
