Don't You Think?

t’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:

  1. Bedraggled. Me, 11 days into two stores.

  2. Fun-ology: Soon, we may see a return to Jeanne-ology on Thursdays. She is doing well considering all she’s been through in the last few weeks. Today she had a fit because she found a number of storage tubs that weren’t matched to their correct lids at the Nifong store and she left a scroll of a note to the afternoon crew. Her righteous indignation is returning and that is a good thing.

  3. Jean’s: I would bet this was a search for “jeans”. The incorrect usage of apostrophes is rampant in our society today. I passed a new business today that had an incorrect apostrophe in the business name on their expensive outdoor signage and I just sighed. Did no one in that process check into proper usage?

  4. Holidome: When I was a kid, the Holiday Inn Holidome was pinnacle of fancy living. Spicy take, but it sort of sad that kids today will never know the joy of a pool surrounded with astroturf and adjacent to a four hole mini putt-putt course.

  5. Candy Cons: Are there any cons to candy? Because honestly, I can only think of pros.

  6. Pie for Family: Pie is for everyone.

  7. National Pie Day. We’re the sponsors. Once a media outlet asked me how we secured that position and I said it was just because I decided it. True story.

  8. CVS Columbia, MO: We don’t have one in Columbia, but we do have a massive art installation/sculpture at the new Gateway Plaza where the CVS was slated to be. I’ve scoured the Internet, but I can’t find anything that tells me what that thing cost. I’m guessing none of us really want to know.

  9. Sephora Blogger: You know what I would rather have than an art installation/sculpture at Providence and Broadway? A freestanding Sephora. (A Sephora inside a JC Penney’s is not a real Sephora and I won’t agree otherwise.)

  10. Xanax Pie: Is that a thing? Yes, please. We would have lines down the sidewalk, don’t you think?