Equal Parts
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Pie Jeans: What do we think this person was really looking for? Jeans with pies on them? Jeans to wear while baking pies? My vote is plain black leggings.
Pie in a Jar Company: I take odd satisfaction in being known as the “pie in a jar company” because pies in a jar aren’t easy to make by any account. That said, we sent out thousands in December and if there is going to be a Google result for “pie in a jar company”, it darn well better be us.
Pie for Family: Honestly, I can’t think of a single pie that isn’t for family…that’s one of the many perks of pie. And our whole family makes pie, so…
Criminal Pie: Why do I hear this to the tune of Michael Jackson’s“Smooth Criminal”?
Hello Peggy: Why do I hear this to the tune of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”?
Watchful Eye: Why do I hear this to the tune of Elvis’ “Suspicious Minds”?
Pop Raspberry Primer. This is a lipstick with primer included from Clinique. ADD. TO. CART. Google knows me well.
West End Blog: Once PJP West End opens (and please, let’s all pray that is in January), it will all be the same blog. Because it is all the same story…and I bet it will be nothing less than interesting.
Blog Jeanne: She hasn’t blogged in here in weeks. That’s partly because we’ve been so busy and then she’s tired and keeps a strict 5:30 pm bedtime. It’s also because she literally never knows what day it is because it doesn’t matter to her. That is equal parts awe inspiring…and equal parts terrifying.
Domination Near Me: Woof. That took a sudden turn. I bet they found this content disappointing.