For The People
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
World Pie Bridgehampton: World Pie Domination applies everywhere.
Small Scooby Doo: When I was in second grade, I fell out of a school bus in my zeal to get home to the 3:30 pm airing of Scooby Doo. Not my finest moment, but I stand by it.
Apple Festival: We are basically an apple festival in the months of October, November, and December. All the fun, minus the funnel cakes.
Glitter Pie: For as much as I’m a person that would fall out of a bus to get to a cartoon dog, I’m not really a person who cares for glitter.
I See You Girl: Hey, we see you too.
Rock Bridge Elementary: When we started PJP, both of my kids were students at Rock Bridge Elementary…and now one is in college and one is in high school. Excuse me while I take to my bed while contemplating the swift passing of time.
Beyonce’s Oven: Well, I bet you she has a very expensive and fine oven, much nicer than the PJP variety. I have no idea if she uses it, but I bet she at least employs someone to use it.
Jon Hamm Blog: He doesn’t strike me as a blogger. But I would read it if he did.
Peggy and Pie: I just googled this and the first result is: THE MENSA MURDER. Pie and Pye are two very different things - one is a dessert and allegedly, one is the first name of a killer in south Florida.
Oprah Shrug: I’m going to run for president on the platform that a streaming service must stream the entire Oprah Winfrey Show archives by the end of 2023. For the people.
