Keep On Trying
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
I See The Type of Person You Are: What? Most of the time, I’m still trying to figure what type of person I am. True Story.
Cumulus Blog: I’m pretty certain that I missed the week in elementary school when we discussed both roman numerals AND the names of different types of clouds. Because I can tell you nothing about either, except “X” is 10 and tornadoes are stressful. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Emily P Freeman: She wrote a book called “The Next Right Thing”, which I adored because it did help me to stop when I feel overwhelmed and just think of the next thing I need to do. And usually, it is make dough.
Cheap Manicure: Some call it a cheap manicure, but I call it THERAPY.
Epic Pie Menu: The whole point of Epic Pie Tasting is that we don’t tell you the menu until AFTER you’ve eaten the pies. We will schedule another one for Father’s Day weekend, I think.
TJ Maxx Columbia, MO: We don’t have one here, for reasons I’ll never understand. I could probably run - and win - a seat on city council solely on the platform of WHY WE NEED A HOMEGOODS AND TJ MAXX. I may or may not have driven to Kansas on Sunday to go to HomeGoods because Kansas has opened theirs, while Missouri has not. Feel free to judge.
Square Feedback: Last week someone told us on Square feedback they would never come back to PJP because we don’t pre-slice all of our pies before selling them. I think quarantine has helped some people forget how to be nice to others.
Pies de Sandra Bullock: Does Sandra Bullock like pies? Does the person who typed this speak French as a native language. Whatever. I still super enjoy both Two Weeks Notice and The Proposal and I’ll never change my position on that.
FedEx Blog: We sent 204 packages via FedEx last week. I’ve never visited their blog, but I imagine it is along the lines of “we are super good at shipping packages”…and what I really want to read is what sorta pressure accompanies taking a four pound package from Columbia, Missouri to southern California in 48 hours. How many planes and trucks are involved in that?
Funny Blogs: I try.
