Nailed It.

It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:

  1. 3.14 pi: This isn’t a blog for the mathematically inclined, CLEARLY. The only pi discussion you’ll find here is of the pi(e) variety.

  2. Big Lots Columbia MO: Oh, this makes me feel bad because honestly, sometimes I go to Big Lots to remind myself of all the reasons I don’t like Big Lots.

  3. PJP Carnival: Weird. I don’t even like carnivals, mainly because amusement rides that can be put together in an afternoon aren’t my thing.

  4. Columbia Jeans: We don’t sell them. And thankfully since installing our new outside signage, no one asks if we sell them either.

  5. Face Serum Columbia, MO: We don’t sell face serums, but I do adore a quality skin product. I recommend rose hip oil in the morning, retinol in the evening, followed by a sleeping facial cream. And even so, I can’t get rid of the dark circles under my eyes until my Thanksgiving anxiety is gone, so what do I know?

  6. Rebecca Urban Dictionary: I was almost afraid to look, but Urban Dictionary assures me that Rebeccas are “the genuine and best women on earth”. I’ll take it, only because I know that Urban Dictionary could have said A LOT of other things about my name.

  7. PBS Blog: I’m not sure about their blog, but we are on a PBS show. Perhaps I’ve mentioned it here before. Ahem.

  8. Joann Blog: If I wrote a blog for Joann’s, I would 100% start with a dissertation on why having more than one cashier at any given time is a solid business plan and then send it to Joann’s leadership.

  9. OMG Blog: IDK.

  10. Pie Parking. I wondered about this, so I googled it myself. Apparently, PIE is the airport code for St. Petersburg, Florida (and who even knew they had an airport?). At any rate, I don’t have information on this blog about airport parking, BUT now I want a PJP in that airport because SO MANY PUNS.

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