Near Me
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Weird Pies: We’ve made plenty of them in the past and I’m sure our future holds no less.
Depression Pie Recipe: Speaking of weird pies, I’m pretty sure this links to our Water Pie that we tried at a pie tasting. It was actually water with dollops of Crisco and flour mixed together and poured into an unbaked pie shell. Depressing, for sure.
Bake More Pies: I didn’t think we could bake more pies than last week…and then I looked at the calendar for the next two weeks and proved myself wrong.
Car Bows Hobby Lobby: Earlier this summer, we tried to procure a large bow for a car from Hobby Lobby, but they didn’t have any in stock under $100. I feel like their buyer is missing a revenue stream in the mid-price large bow market.
Sysco Pies: If I told you how many restaurants purchased their pies from Sysco and then made all their money back by selling just one slice at 500% the cost, I would break your heart.
Chesterfield Outlet Mall: Sigh. That just makes me want to go shopping and you know what I don’t have time to do right now? Go shopping.
Freezer Trailer: Freezer trailers are exceptionally hard to come by and I’ve Googled enough to know. If pies don’t work out, I guess I’ll go into the car bow/freezer trailer markets.
Twitch Blog: My eyelid twitches lately when I’m really stressed out. Add that to my long list of charming attributes.
Mothership Kickstarter: This is a current Kickstarter campaign for a game that has earned $1.2 million dollars on a $20,000 funding goal. In comparison, we had a $10,000 goal way back in 2013 and overfunded by $400 and it still makes our hearts full when we think about it.
PJP Near Me: That’s the eventual plan.