Say Pies.
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Pot Store: Well, we have pot PIE…though probably not what these searchers were seeking.
Key Lime Pie Butter Mint Candies: It’s #worldpiedomination, not #worldcandydomination…so we aren’t helpful here.
Joy Pie Shop: You better believe it…joy filled PJP every SINGLE DAY.
French Jelly Jars: There’s a lot of disagreement on the Internet about what qualifies as a “french” jelly jar. Honestly, it never occurred to me that jelly jars aren’t just jelly jars, irregardless of locale. All that said, I’m confident we sell American jelly jars.
Call Peggy: Hmmm. Do you know how many times I wish I could? I would like to know her thoughts on a second store. And tell her I can’t read her handwriting very well on her Egg Custard recipe, so I really hope she meant 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg and NOT 1/4 tablespoon.
Pies de Bjean: Maybe they use French jelly jars?
Say Pies: And we say PJP.
Dumpster Columbia MO: These are probably people looking for a dumpster for all their garbage and recycling that Columbia struggles with each week. Just saying.
Preach It, Sister: Jeanne and I call each other “sister” for no valid reason. Though she also has a dog named Sister, so…
154 Days From Now: Any time I see a countdown clock like this, I naturally assume the target date is Thanksgiving because my life is engineered around whether we are pre-Thanksgiving or post-Thanksgiving. (We’ve actually already had calls for Thanksgiving orders and since we will live out Thanksgiving in two locations, I can barely even begin to think about how that is going to work. I think my whole life now will be pre-Thanksgiving mode, except the actual day of Thanksgiving.)
