Sedate Me.
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Sedate Me. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind. Just for an afternoon, perhaps.
Blues Blog. This is the wrong place to read about musicality, except if you want Jason Isbell GIFs.
PJP Restaurant Store. So many people are sad that there isn’t a place to sit and eat pie at PJP Nifong. And honestly, it was in the earliest versions of the plans…until I started to think about plates, forks, and all the half-caff, non-foam, almond milk lattes people might order with their pie. And frankly, that sounds like a gateway drug to owning a restaurant and I’m not a restaurant owning girl.
Appliance Repair, Columbia, MO. If you are interested, our merchandising cooler doors are still janky because the replacement parts are coming from the other side of the world. I think perhaps they are traveling by ship, camel, train, and carrier pigeon.
PJP In Sales. Thankfully, we are selling a lot of pie. The Enneagram Three in me will make darn sure of it.
Housekeeping Blogs. Oh, if only Jeanne would write one…it would be the best content on the Internet. She does strongly advise cleaning between the toilet and the floor with a razor blade and patience, so she may gain some skeptics. Or she may go viral.
Colore Columbia, MO. I have no idea.
How To Display Tea Towels For Sale. Look, my 14 year old is my Director of Merchandising, so she must need her own blog as well.
Burlap On The Walls. Zero out of five stars. Do not recommend.
Oprah Chicken Pot Pie. Well, we make chicken pot pie regularly. And I’ve loved Oprah forever.
