Los Pies
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Who The Heck Knows: Really, who the heck does know these days?
Los Pies de Sandra Bullock: Google tells me that pies in Spanish translates to feet. Can you imagine the disappointment of someone looking for images of Sandra Bullock’s feet landing on our blog site? Muy triste.
YesChef v Masterclass: I don’t know. I prefer “Yes, Queen”.
City of Columbia Utilities: Maybe they should start a blog to discuss their trash bag limitation woes. I would read it solely for the entertainment value.
Pie Face Urban Dictionary: Apparently, this refers to someone who has a round face. Savage.
No Kitty, That’s My Pot Pie: This refers to Cartman on South Park, who religiously protected his pot pie from his pot pie loving cat. Whatever the case, my son believes this search term leading people to this site to be the only cool thing about this blog.
Fall Festivals in Missouri: I hate to say it out loud, but I fear we will only have as many fall festivals in 2021 as in 2020. And sadly, that is zero fall festivals.
National Pie Day: We made 1,500 tarts for Pie Day on January 23rd and sold them all (well, the last 100 went home today at the bargain price of .50 cents a tart). That is a 500 tart increase from 2020. We will still properly celebrate pie day on March 14th, but we felt like we did the nationally designated day of January 23rd in the best way possible.
Matriarchy: We are all about the matriarchy at PJP (we even have shirts the proclaim it). It’s a fair trade from the hundreds of years of patriarchy. Just kidding. Sorta.
World Domination Answers: Pie. The answer is PIE. World Pie Domination.